my quotable boy

The other morning, as I drove The Short One and Little Neighbor Girl to school, we had the first snow of the winter -- 10 minutes of fat flakes flying at us.
TSO: Thank you, weather.
LNG: Thank you, God. He made everything.
TSO: Yeah, like that forest ... you know, that forest ... there was a tree?
Me: The Garden of Eden?
TSO: Yeah. What was that tree called?
Me: The Tree of Knowledge.
TSO: Oh. I thought it was the Table of Contents.