Monday, February 20, 2006

i ask you

what IS this thing about knit bloggers and their cats?
(would include 19 links to exemplify this phenomenon ... if I knew how.)

Got It!

The new name is (drumroll, please) Hippo Doggie. (Rim shot?) Which will become clear just as soon as I learn enough about my very nice camera to take a picture, let alone post a picture. Let's just say that the name "Hippo Doggie" embodies what I am about, here. Do I have to articulate what that is? She (why do I know she's a she? Well, DUH) is my favorite UFO. She is my favorite knitted/felted creation thus far. She is the harbinger of things to come, even of things to be finished.

One day, she will be finished, as well.

I'm just afraid I'm going to screw her up.

(Actually, who am I kidding? I'm just flat not getting around to finishing her. Life. Too much of it. All that.) (Sorry, HD.)

I was just about to explain what I needed to do to finish her, but I don't think I can do that and be NOT appalling without posting photos (description involves phrases like "cut wedges out of groin area to bring in legs"). And you know what THAT means. It means posting photos ... and learning how to take them. Not necessarily in that order.

See? HD's already doing her job, inspiring me to get off my butt. ANYthing can happen, now!

Now, if I could just figure out how to change that banner ....

Sunday, February 19, 2006

D'oh!

I have to change the blog's name. When I created it, blogspot wouldn't let me have "Procrastiknitter," so I tried it with the 'ing' ending and it worked. I'm honestly not sure why I didn't make the connection that there was an extant blog called "Procrastiknitter" out there -- apologies to Holli -- but I didn't. (Slaps self on forehead.) So I'll be thinking furiously on what the new name should be.

But it ain't gon' happen right this minute.

5 needs me to watch him throw Bogart's toy for him, and to narrate every move: "...Then he's going to stare at me, and then I'm going to throw ... you need to see his eyes! Mom, can you see his yittle eyes, now? Darn, he charged!"

Thursday, February 16, 2006

One Tired Mother...

...is a really fun thing to say to one's 12-year-old son and then watch his eyes widen. He looked at me for a beat, and then he repeated,"One. Tired. Mother." Then plunged back into Runescape.

Trust me to begin a blog and probably the worst time to begin a blog. Times like this, I'm really glad I haven't told anyone about this yet -- I'm still not sure why, but it will be fun to see how people find their ways here. Or not. Anyway, I just finished a job -- not a tough one, but lots of hours for one who has the home life that I do, Wonder Husband notwithstanding -- and, today, started a new job.

And it is good.

I've freelanced for these folks for three years now, and they're bringing me on part-time and giving me not one title but TWO. The welcome today made me feel like I was attending the Oscars or something -- a $100 gift certificate to a local hooty-tooty beauty salon, then an enormous bouquet of flowers delivered .... It is good.

So no, no knitting today. I have been frogging in front of the Olympics (and, okay, American Idol) every night since my last post, though -- still a tangle that I don't understand, but I may finish frogging those seven (!) rows tonight, whereupon I will celebrate by purling a row. (It will probably be a purl row. I hope it's a knit row, but I don't know which end the working yarn will end up on.) Beyond that, I should probably wait until I have the time and the brains to make sure I'm clear on what I need to do for that slip-stitch rib, back-asswards. I'm sure it's simpler than I think.

Did I mention I'm tired?

One of my favorite things: Surviving a big fat work push, and then rewarding myself with big fat knitting. (And, of course, knitting in dribs and drabs throughout, just to get through.) Add to the reward knitting the following: learning how to add links, learning how to post photos, learning how to TAKE photos ....

Monday, February 13, 2006

Don't Mind Me

It's dinnertime, I'm recently home from the second-to-last day of my current nearly-full-time gig, I have very little to say, but I want to at least check in every day in the early days of this blog. Which I haven't told a soul about. So I'm basically writing into the void. That's fine -- it's a matter of discipline. For some odd reason, I'm still excited.

Looking forward to learning enough about this alien universe of blogging to be able to integrate links in text, and to pop a list into the sidebar ....

No knitting today. A couple more rows to frog on the sweater. It may happen during the Olympics tonight. It may not.

And the Olympics? As in the Harlot-instituted Olympics? I'm on Team Guilty Toward Ongoing Projects.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

I'm doing it. I'm really doing it.

Pardon me for being a tiny bit cranky in my first post, but I’ve just been frogging the bottom of the back of my sister’s sweater, and it’s landed me in my own personal hell. Before I started, I guess I thought that once I picked open the slip knot, it would just go zip-zip, and I could reknit the seven rows in question quickly, then get on to the first sleeve. Very quickly, I realized that getting through the cast-on bit was a more complex operation and would take some time. That was fine, almost meditative, and I had a fine time thinking about the blog that I apparently am beginning (I've been afraid of the idea for a while, and I have a lot to think through before I really know what I'm about here ... but that may be for another post), but then I reached the second row and it was even more difficult. Why? Whywhywhy?

The pattern is ... missing at the moment. I'd put it nearby, because I knew I was going to want to include the details, but then my boys, ages 10 and 5 (hereafter known as 10 and 5, respectively) arrived at the front door soaking wet from playing in the two inches of wet snow we got overnight here in Virginia, and I had to peel them out of their layers and negotiate about hair washing and hot coacoa, and the pattern has wandered off. Oat Couture? A raglan pullover, very simple, that can be knit in either chunky or worsted. I, being an instant gratification kind of gal, am of course doing the chunky rendition, in Linie Iceland 97, in the reds -- a loosely plied beauty with little white plicky things all over it that I expected to shed but don't. A pleasure to knit. And not cheap -- my darling sister, tagging along to the LYS with me one day, fell hard for a sweater the owner had made in the same yarn, different colorway, and promptly forked out the $150-odd for enough for this sweater.

So maybe I didn't pay complete attention to the instructions about the slip-stitch rib, and maybe we had family visiting and I was a wee bit in my cups. I realized this when I started the front, which is the same as the back, and checked the instructions again and saw the part where it says to knit the slipstitch rib until 1 1/2 inch and NOT 1/2 inch, as I'd thought. In looking at the photograph, I also realized that what I had knitted didn't look like the picture, and I figured out that I'd ended the ribbing on a purl row (or knit -- whichever one I was NOT supposed to end with) so that what we see on the right side of the garment is the wrong side of the slipstitch rib.

Sigh.

So I worked out this whole scheme where I would finish the front and then take my circular and pick up the stitches eight rows up so I could just frog it and (viola!) there it'd be, ready for me to knit back down to the end, correctly. I felt very smart. And now I have a tangled mess.

But you know what? I'm going to get through it, and it will be right, and all will be well.

This blog. I suppose it's going to be yet another knit blog, although it certainly won't be limited to knitting. My reasons for doing this, as I know them so far, are:
1. I want to write about my knitting, and I can't seem to do it by hand. Isn't that weird?
2. I'm hoping it will get me off my butt enough to learn about my very nice digital camera my dad gave to me, so that I can take photos and upload them and open up that whole new world. I've been itching to take some pix, and to document my knitting as I see other knit bloggers do. I love that.

Please to excuse me; 10 needs his hot coacoa.

3. I want to explore the creative process ... but not in a particularly intellectual way. More in a mindful way. I don't know. Never mind.
4. I want to see what happens. Things always happen.

Speaking of things happening: I just had to get up and help my 12-year-old son (12) because he stepped in dog vomit. Barefoot, of course -- and he tolerated it surprisingly well, as he is the one of all my children with the squirreliest stomach.

Did I mention I have children? Just one more, my 15-year-old daughter (who has yet to forgive me for 12, 10 and 5). And a husband, for whom I'd like to take more time to come up with a pseudonym. Dogs, a cat, a bird, a rabbit, some fish. Before long, I may be nattering about gardening almost as much as knitting. I'm also a writer and editor and proofreader, and I love words, so ... this is all kind of exciting. Welcome. And thanks. Whom am I thanking? I don't know. Just putting it out there.